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Marketing 101 for PSL Teams

Written By Unknown on Thursday, April 14, 2011 | Thursday, April 14, 2011

Since a lot of PSL teams have been struggling with marketing and bringing the crowds to the stadiums, I thought this crash course will help. Hopefully the Mazolmans and the Shakoanes of this world will get to see this:

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." 
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." 
That's Advertising

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." 
That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition 

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Anonymous
April 13, 2011 at 10:39 PM

This is nice! He he! Hope the PSL teams will read this.

Tboz

Anonymous
April 14, 2011 at 9:04 PM

go market your big dingiling somewhere else. this is no pono forum. first thing in your mind is jumping to bed, super aids has taken many like you and you are next. so go to six feet alone. buy a team and lets see how you do it, all cheap talk has no room here. i credit all team owners and will muzzle all these mothers who fart with their mouth all the time.

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