An
open letter to Orlando Pirates new Zimbabwean striker Takesure Chinyama and Ugandan
expensive imported striker Emmanuel Okwi.
Dear
Rich to be Niggers,
I
am sorry that I don’t know your names guys, but for sure you don’t know mine
too which is fair if I can say hello people I never heard of before...
You
are assigned with the most challenging task of pleasing the most hard to please
supporters in the history of South African Football… Orlando Pirates supporters.
The
task you are assigned to do was failed by many international players who came
up with a huge reputation like Terror Fanteni, Chiukepo Msowoya, Lelo Mbele,
Ezenwa Otorogu, Gilbert Mushangazike and many more so don’t be afraid to fail
but please know that i am eyeing you and expecting Goods.
Pirates
has won everything in South Africa thus far and I urge you to personally put us
in the map by hitting the net as many times as possible for us to at least have
a leading goalscorer... that means to help us defend all our trophies as well
as taking CAF Champions League of course.
I
didn’t even research about you because what you once did belongs in the museum
and pity I am not museum minded hence I only cherish the future so you a have a
new blank page to write history on. I also propose new girlfriends everyday
because who I was dating yesterday belongs in the museum thus my future starts
everyday hahaha just kidding.
I
am giving you a maximum 5 games to impress me otherwise; I am going to dislike
you. Might it be friendly games or whatsoever, Impress me guys.
A
student in university just need a question paper to be tested to prove s/he is
smart mentally but doesn’t request 5 tests excusing that s/he is revising,
adapting or copying so make me proud by grabbing the task in hand. For sure you
were signed for you know soccer, not to learn soccer so adapting my foot.
Good Luck Boys!
Thugacation
By Zamile
Educated-Thug Selepe
