What is happening in the EPL?

What is happening in the English Premier League this season (2011/12)? Manchester City managed by a frustrated Roberto Mancini. Manchester United now playing two players approaching 50 years old (Ryan Giggs and Paul Scholes).

Tottenham Hotspur by the default of others (Manchester United, Manchester City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool) dreaming about the Champions League again. Chelsea owned by billionaire Roman Abramovich unable to attract top players anymore.

Arsenal coached by one of the best coaches in the world Arsene Wenger are still playing the best football in England, but have forgotten how to defend.

Stoke City storming the Europa League, Everton still Everton thanks only to David Moyes. Aston Villa have become very ordinary again, Fulham getting stuffed to 10 men, Bolton are in freefall, Norwich proving carrots are good for you.

Swansea City (Swansea 3-2 Arsenal) playing like Real Madrid, Wigan Athletic standing by their manager (Roberto Martinez), Queens Park Rangers is the new home for footballing strays and orphans.

Blackburn Rovers with their owners (Indian businessmen Balaji Rao and Venkatesh Rao, of Venky's Ltd.) seemingly determined to destroy a footballl club.

Wolverhampton Wanderers (Wolves) spending money but still getting the same results, Newcastle United still in shock that they received £35 million for Andy Carroll and finally Liverpool with their misguided board who continue to ignore King Kenny's poor judgment.

By Sír Mósígísí & Proffesor Khumalo