Dear Ruud,
Thanks
for making me the happiest man after your treble. The foundation you laid in Orlando
Pirates Football Club is really what find us in the position we find ourselves. You turned ordinary players like Thulasizwe Mbuyane and Ndumiso Mabena into wolfs who are fighting for our brand
with their teeth and nails.
I
am one the many fans who hated you because of your so called boring football
and not that I love back but I appreciate you wholeheartedly.
You
proved your worth convincingly so as a very knowledgeable coach and although I
hated you for omitting players I thought were very good in Katlego Mashego,
Mark Mayambela, Joseph Makhanya, Ezenwa Otorogu and bitterly Teko Modise, I
have then learned and realised that nobody is bigger than Pirates but why are
they all still employed while you are not?
I
was told you bought a new shirt to at least rest your pearch one, congrats. Should
you have submitted a written technical report to the Chairman, maybe you could
be earning a Salary now or having an opportunity to talk to Benni McCarthy
personally.
Should
Kaizer Chiefs propose you, will you date them?
My
queen is expecting a baby soon but I am not sure if you will be his/her
grandfather or grandmother cause we are not sure if it is a boy or a girl but I want to rename the babe after you.
On
a serious note, we still love you a lot but I think it won’t be fair to
reappoint you so good luck in future.
Yours
Sincerely.
Thugacation 101
By Zamile
Educated-Thug Selepe