Kaizer, Bobby, Muhsin and Kaizer Chiefs fans – a dictionary, I think it’s about time all these people agreed on the meaning of the word quality.
Robert Marawa - Virgin Active Membership.
Ace Ngcobo – Management 101 authored by Dan Leboa (how can you forget to enter Santos in the Africa Club championships principal?
Kagiso Dikgacoi – A rehabilitation week, stop beating amacherry bra.
Teko Modise - an Ego suppressor, we know you are a star, but slow down on the shouting down of teammates.
Lucas Thwala – recognition, you are such a good player.
Trott Moloto – a job back at Supersport as a Match analyst.
Steve Khompela – a thank you card for finally leaving the under 23’s.
Mich D'avray – a ticket back to OZ or is it New Zealand, you are lucky to be still around, if you were someone else you would have long been fired.
Patrice Motsepe- a football brain as good as his business brain and my account number.
Jomo Sono – nothing, he is a non entity, the PSL elections proved that.
Joel Santana – a night out in Hillbrow with Sophnana, why are you so uptight bro?
Sundowns Players – JR‘s single gata lenna Joe, I think they will enjoy it based on the way they collect red cards for rough play.
Major Bright – a lift back to Botswana, the writing is on the wall and off course HUMILITY, be humble man please.
Walter Mokoena – readers for your magazine, for a man in media, the packaging of the magazine is horrific, maybe I will add Marketing 101 to your gifts.
Khabo Zondo - a DVD titled, stop making stupid career decisions, what makes you think the folks at Bay won’t fire you in three months too?
Sundowns – a much better looking playing kit, where the necks fit.
Benedict Vilakazi – A Pirates replica jersey and blessings from the Iron Duke, you know you would value that so much.
Innocent Mayoyo – a job at Winners Park, the ball boys department has vacancies.
Mr. Know it All, a date with Bonang from Live!
MR KNOW IT ALL
