Monday, December 1, 2008

MR KNOW IT ALL: THE KNOW IT ALL FOOTBALL CHRISTMAS GIFTS

It is that time of the year and Santa Mr. Know it ALL is dishing out gifts to his peeps in football:

Kaizer, Bobby, Muhsin and Kaizer Chiefs fans – a dictionary, I think it’s about time all these people agreed on the meaning of the word quality.

Robert Marawa - Virgin Active Membership.
Ace Ngcobo – Management 101 authored by Dan Leboa (how can you forget to enter Santos in the Africa Club championships principal?

Kagiso Dikgacoi – A rehabilitation week, stop beating amacherry bra.
Teko Modise - an Ego suppressor, we know you are a star, but slow down on the shouting down of teammates.

Lucas Thwala – recognition, you are such a good player.
Trott Moloto – a job back at Supersport as a Match analyst.
Steve Khompela – a thank you card for finally leaving the under 23’s.

Mich D'avray – a ticket back to OZ or is it New Zealand, you are lucky to be still around, if you were someone else you would have long been fired.

Patrice Motsepe- a football brain as good as his business brain and my account number.
Jomo Sono – nothing, he is a non entity, the PSL elections proved that.

Joel Santana – a night out in Hillbrow with Sophnana, why are you so uptight bro?
Sundowns Players – JR‘s single gata lenna Joe, I think they will enjoy it based on the way they collect red cards for rough play.

Major Bright – a lift back to Botswana, the writing is on the wall and off course HUMILITY, be humble man please.
Walter Mokoena – readers for your magazine, for a man in media, the packaging of the magazine is horrific, maybe I will add Marketing 101 to your gifts.

Khabo Zondo - a DVD titled, stop making stupid career decisions, what makes you think the folks at Bay won’t fire you in three months too?

Sundowns – a much better looking playing kit, where the necks fit.
Benedict Vilakazi – A Pirates replica jersey and blessings from the Iron Duke, you know you would value that so much.

Innocent Mayoyo – a job at Winners Park, the ball boys department has vacancies.
Mr. Know it All, a date with Bonang from Live!

MR KNOW IT ALL

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