Open Letter to Orlando Pirates players

Tlou Segolela, Isaac Chansa, Bongane Ndulula, Chiukepo Msowoya, Lizo Mjempu, Lucas Thwala, Dikgang Mabalane, Sameeg Doutie, Benson Mhlongo and Oupa Manyisa.

Bafowethu, first of all, congrats on your contract with Orlando Pirates Football Club, I have personally realised that you have been struggling with form recently, you haven’t been effective to the team the way I would love to see you contributing.

I can’t even imagine losing any of you but I will put matter in your hands. Andile Jali picked up an injury recently which threatened him, Ndumiso Mabena was struggling just like you but the two came up with a very effective formula:

If you need to return back to your level best, Ask Jali and Mabena to take you to the bar and assault a zebra there, you will return back very brave my boys.

Jali in his return helped us to harass Golden Arrows, Ajax Cape Town and SuperSport United in a row while Mabena gave us a win on Saturday. It isn’t a joke, you too can get better. I mean we won all our games after the incident so it is a good OMEN.

Thank you for your time.

Thugacation

By Zamile Educated-Thug Selepe