MR KNOW IT ALL: KIA AWARDS

Mr Know it ALL was greatly inspired by the Metro awards in Tshwane over the past weekend, it is with that inspiration that I have found a few sponsors for the Mr. Know it ALL awards for 2008, as usual, the first thing is to announce the nominees, after a grueling 36 hours, the Mr. Know it ALL panel is proud to announce the categories and nominees of the 2008 Know it ALL AWARDS.

THE NOMINEES ARE:
Blunder of the year – Bay United for the firing of Vladislav Heric, Patrice Motsepe for the hiring of Ted Dumitru as Technical Interferer, Patrice Motsepe, for the hiring of Mr. Sammy Mashabane as Private Relations Officer

Worst Administrator - Bobby Motaung in his performance of “the boy is mine” and Mr. Thidiela’s performance of “my team will go down” in their performance from the motionless picture “Titanic in Venda”

Worst Referee “Abdul Ebrahim in “Rocky 4” starring Gary Goldstone, Ebrahim again in his remake of the Michael Jackson “Who is it?” when Pirates took on Celtic

Foul mouth of the year – the undisputed nominee is Muhsin Ertugral for the hit “Igesund is a donkey”

Pensioner of the year – Shaun Bartllett for convincing Celtic to sign him, Gilbert "ubani ikhehla" Mushangazhike for his contribution in the Pirates revival and Arthur Zwane for hanging on for dear life at Chiefs

The Golddigger Award – Everyone at the 2010 LOC office, Henri Michel, Collins Mbesuma, Benedict Vilakazi, Mambush Mudau, in fact everyone at Sundowns except for Surprise Moriri

Vanish award sponsored by Jik – for those we never see- Sibusiso Zuma, Thembile Kanono, Mbulelo Mabizela and Lebogang Mokoena

The humble pie award for all those who need a bite of it – Major Bright, All Small teams except for Golden Arrows, Bobby Motaung for his performance in “the boy is mine"

Worst Costume or Kit – Golden Arrows, Pirates (Red) and Sundowns Nike pyjamas

“The Nokia award, goes to those who often lose their minds and off cause Muhsin Ertugral leads the category with his performance of “ hamba Mabhuti uyoscora phambili”, Gary Goldstone (for mistaking Tshepo Bulu’s face for a punching bag, Mbulelo Mabizela (for his vanishing antics) and Fikru Tefera (for his performance of “step on his head in the name Supersport”)

And lastly for the main award the Nobody of the year, the nominees are Tim Modise for his sterling job at not marketing the Confederations Cup and the two game wonder, the one and only Jose Torrealba

Now for all those who want free tickets to the awards will have to send their votes to me on who they want to see scoop these prestigious sterling awards.

Mr. Know It ALL, I award what I like
MR KNOW IT ALL