Tuesday, June 9, 2009

An open letter to Bafana Bafana

Dear Bafana Bafana

I trust you are having a good time in Jozi toy-toying for the Confederations Cup, oops did I say toy-toying? I meant preparing.

I too would like to join the strike season, except my job is not really about the nation, it is about me and my selfish needs, something I thought made me and you different, now I see that you and me are exactly the same except you have much bigger balls than me (excuse the pun), what makes you and me the same is that we want to milk the system as best as we could, get as much money as possible by doing as little as possible.

I also notice that you guys are no different from the taxi operators; you know they realized that by threatening the Confederations Cup with violence, they would be able to stop the bus rapid transit system in its tracks but you guys have even bigger balls than the taxi operators because even they are disgusted by your actions.

I always worry that our 2010 dream will fade away when the heroes who are constructing stadia threaten the 2010 World Cup, this they do periodically when they want more money; I see you are not so different from the rest of us after all.

You have realized that on the eve of an important tournament you can hold the nation at ransom, no, that came out wrong, you have mastered the art of holding the nation at ransom to get what you may or may not deserve, surprisingly.

I thought I was bad but I would be very shy to do what you do especially knowing that in January, when Africa will be watching the best soccer nations of the continent in Angola, you will be kicking your heels because you failed the nation by not qualifying for that tournament unlike the Confederations Cup, where Danny Jordan and Irvin Khoza qualified on your behalf, but damn you have balls to still demand bonuses for a tournament you entered by default.

Even more astounding for me is that when you employed the same tactics in the 2006 Africa Cup of Nations, you failed to score a single goal in the tournament, but you still have balls to do it again in 2009, Some of you hardly played 5 games this season but you are bold enough to demand R180 000 for one game.

Ja, Bafana, you really have balls, unlike those rugby playing moegoes, I have honestly never heard that the Springboks are on a verge of striking on the eve of an important tournament, strangely though, they have been World Champions twice in recent history, is it not strange that the only Bafana team worth talking about is the 1996 team, who also were the moegoes who did not launch a last minute strike because they were too concerned with pride of the nation, silly idiots.

Maybe I am just being cynical here, maybe buying the latest model sports car with this tournament is not the only thing in your mind, maybe you did think about the nation a little bit, nah, come to think of it, no. I am being cynical here because you are the worst of our national teams in major sports and, but damn you are the greediest.

Mr. Know it ALL
Back from Suspension

2 comments:

  1. ya things fall apart. we have all sorts of crazy people. it is very amazing what cowards can do on a computer, they get there and excrete all kinds of spoiled hog chiterlings. People politicise everything, they politicise sports, they politicise their own personal relationship. It is way too late at night for somebody to get up and hog wash our sons. The only ball in this context should be soccer and whatever goat balls his taking about must be the very ones he sees everyday. They are damn stinky they smell all over the cyberspace. The nation is at the camp and planning how to engage in the field of play, they have no time for damfool like this. Do not get yourself bringing this event into disrepute, cyberspace police will get you. You can run but you cannot hide, why are you not on the national list? I can answere that for you, you are expired. So then do not hate or wish anything ugly, we are supposed to get entertained by either side and enjoy good foot ball and not stress out. Go to cape town and release your stress with those white sea lions and lets see who emerges to the shores. This is sports and not a cangaroo court. We will do what we are supposed to do. The nation must come first, anyway why pay people for doing national duty. They are working for nobody but whatever they do they are also doing it for themselves. Yes we have in the past given our sons tokens of love apreciation not a PAY. Those who want a pay check must go pick up a shovel and a peak then they will get a fat check comes thursday. Patriotism cannot be baught unless some people are into this thing for wrong reasons, no wonder. Anyway, we the positive people will look forward to watching entertaining soccer, all the world soccer stars are assembled here at home. We will get to see them face to face and they will get to see us face to face. Obviously we hope we win but sports man spirit is to cheer up any good play from either team. Remember if a man come and woop you in your back yard he must be a strong man. I am going to put up a brave fight but if I really find the punches to be deadly I am going to bow down and surrender peacefully. But my attitude at the moment is that I am familiar with this terein than any of them.

    Just stop whinning and keep your head away from your thighs.

    Mnandi Delicious

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  2. Sepuku se gona go ngola, awa amaruri ye taba akiyi kwishish. Rine batokwa hankitla ri thiyeletsha bo tlayile ba dipuku. Sipuke se nyaka kota, u se bethe mpa ye. Hape use butsje hore asi wena mulayi.

    Matume Mosuma

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