Joke of the Day

When Thulasizwe Mbuyane joined Orlando Pirates during the window period, he was asked to fill an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column SALARY EXPECTED: He was not sure as to what to be filled here. After much thought he wrote "Yes!"

To lose weight the doctor told Mbulelo Mabizela to run eight kilometers a day for 300 days. After 300 days Mabizela called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 Kms away from home."

Muhsin Ertugral with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered. "I was ironing my polo shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." The doctor then asked: "What about the other ear?" Muhsin answered: "The damn idiot called again" to know what your view is on Wednesday's game.

by Sibusiso