Thursday, November 20, 2008

Joke of the day

1) Bashin Mahlangu
Interviewer: Bashin how do you feel about scoring such a beautiful goal?
Mahlangu: I feel immediately!!

2) Junior Khanye
This was an interview to get to know more about the player after an extended period of rich form:
Interviewer: So Junior tell us about your family.
Khanye: I have one KIDS. I also have two brothers: There is one in front of me and one behind me.

3) Bhele Nomvete
This interview took place after a game that took place on Bhele's Birthday.
Interviewer: Firstly, Bhele we would just like to wish you a happy birthday.
Nomvete: Thank you, thank you, same to you.

4) Steve Lekeolea: (A whole book can be written using amusing quotes from this player alone)
a) Interviewer: Steve you seem to have hit such a rich vein of form you also seem a lot fitter. What is your secret?
Lekoelea: In the morning I get up and I run away.

b) Steve Lekeolea
Interviewer: Steve you have just played an amazing game to help Pirates win, where to from here.
Lekoelea: I am going home.

5) Jabu “Pule” Mahlangu
Interviewer: Jabu, who do you think will host the 2010 soccer bid?
Jabu: Marks Maponyane

6) Peter Ndlovu
Interviewer: Peter those were three beautiful babies you put away behind the net. How do you feel?
Peter: Aah I am so ashamed, I just don't like it when these woman tell the whole world.

by Thula Sizwe

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